COOM

COOM, is another word for cum. 😳😳😳

I drink COOM. 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by porno man 1000 September 24, 2020

COOM

N.,Adj.,V.- A sassy shape shifting mythological beast. Also it can be used to describe almost anything that is amazing.

There's a freaking coom somewhere around here.

or

That sh*t was coom.

by strike chipper February 14, 2009

COOM

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! or MY DICK SPERM

He is COOMING

by hjgfjgahgiuagf October 11, 2021

coom

Ejaculate; cum.

AAAGGH IM COOMING AAH

by Sulphuric_Glue October 7, 2019

Coom

cum

(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

by coomgod November 14, 2020

Cooming

A type of “cumming” on an entirely different scale
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute

And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine

Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same

Coom Victim: No I Can’t Coom I’m in the Guest bedroom...n..no....iM...IM.......C O O M I N G..........GaH..I..i never knew cooming could last this long.....oh....oH..NO...SECOND......WavE...........🥵A🥵A🥵A🥵 ....*Semen Seeps Underneath Guest Door Causing Wood Rot And A Permanentley Sticky carpet*

by The wise man of the mountain August 2, 2020

coom

Coom is another or different way of saying cum, which also means semen

Jeremy: ay man is that cream of wheat?

Zack: nah man is coom

Jeremy: AYO WHAT THE FU-

by GALAXYAYYAYAYAYA April 14, 2022