when you have the cool man sydrome you become cool
your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material
"hey joe, you look like you got cool man syndrome."
"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."
(n). A word you use after a boring person texts you telling you about things you don't care to reply to thus pissing them off by only saying this. Mostly meaning "I DON'T CARE" But in a slightly nicer way. A great subject-changer!
Boring person: (After a profusely long story about things that don't concern you)
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.