cool fat 

A level of obesity beyond fat that is so great it becomes comical and/or worthy of congratulations. Applies only to males.

"There was this dude at the Cubs game with his shirt off - had to be 4 hundo or more - totally cool fat. I bought him a beer."

cool fat by Zak K November 5, 2006

The Cool Fat Guy

An emerging trend, generally wears hoodies and XL t shirts proclaiming their love for a specific food, has some form of gelled hair, owns at least 1 leather jacket. They generally have a penchant for sun glasses and knowing a few chords of guitar. The ones with TV shows generally permanently ruin any restaurant they go to. Guy Fieri, Adam Richman, and Big Hoss and from Pawn Stars are all cool fat guys.

Adam Richman can eat over 10 pounds of meat and deep fried food in one sitting, play several guitar chords, and has an almost pompadour, he is THE cool fat guy

The Cool Fat Guy by dabearjew92 May 15, 2010