What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

Prison cookie

When you shit in another inmates sink or shit in a box and place it in another cell

I hate that guy so much, I'm gonna give him a nice warm prison cookie

by Bad word creator November 17, 2022

Coltin Cookies

Coltin Cookies are a family friendly name for edibles. Indeed a chefs kiss.

Yo, Bud! Could you pass me some “Coltin cookies?”

by UhhUrMom April 10, 2022

cookie pop

When you poppin that pussy

Daaaaamn bitch, you're makin that cookie pop

by lisloumagoo April 1, 2016

flat cookies

adj. meaning having none or little boobs/tits/honkers

Dammmmn, why do we have so many girls with flat cookies!?

by Mini Gu August 25, 2008

cookie wood

Slang for a joint.

“My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”

by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018

Petrified cookie dough

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019