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"Yeah she's cute, but her shit stinks."

"What? How do you know?"

"I gave her a Cookie Monster last night"
by bfunk_brian April 06, 2009
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on a college campus, one who invites members of the opposite sex into his or her (usually her) dorm for sexual favors. When caught by an RA, the person will say they were eating cookies as an excuse.
That slut was such a cookie-monster.
by Angelo D'mysterioso July 16, 2008
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A game played by males. The males form a circle and place a cookie in the middle. They then whip out their dicks and masturbate trying to squirt onto the cookie. Last one to hit the cookie has to eat it.
Haha how was that cookie you had to eat for losing in cookie monster?
by dat otha wite guy July 19, 2009
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Describes the act of anal sex followed by cuming in the ass followed by the women turning around bending over, spreading her cheeks releasing the skeet onto a cookie and then eating it like the Sesame Street Character "Cookie Monster"
Rusty turned that girl into the "Cookie Monster"
by WebbR6 December 18, 2009
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An over-weight individual who overindulges in food, particularly sweets and pastries.
"No way I'm inviting that fucking cookie monster over again, bitch ate all my pop tarts last time!"
by pikku myy November 12, 2003
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A fable character in the kids show "Sesame Street". Where his addiction of crack was substituted with cookies, he was former wanted criminal by the name of "Blue Hairy Balls" or his infamous one "The Cookie Raper". On his career as actor he was charged with assult when he struck Big Bird head with a sock full of quaters because he wanted his oreo cookies saying "ME WANTS HIS COOKIES".
Mom is in the kitchen.

Older kid: "Mom, why is Kenny crying

Mother: "Because KiKi hit his head with a toy for his cookies.

Older Kid: "Cookie Monster. No More Sesame Street for you".
by nyfinest17 April 13, 2009
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