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A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

Cookedlish 

The type of language one speaks whilst cooked on drugs that is expressed in either sounds, gestures, references or jumbled words that is distinctly unique to the group whilst on the sesh. It can be seen as a myriad of inside jokes or one off attempts at conversations whilst in a cooked state.
No example can ever fit as cookedlish dialect is forever changing. It makes little to no sense to outsiders looking in and is unique to each group & its sesh.
Cookedlish by Tic & Ness April 20, 2019