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cooid by Kristen12345 May 4, 2006
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Coondawg
An aging Harlem dweller. A Coondawg by nature likes to think that he/she is very cool, knowledgeable and quite politically correct in order to cover all bases with friends. Coondawgs tend to be on the higher end of middle-agedom and in great attempts to recapture their youth will resort to dating younger women, cheating on their wives, playing water polo or going on adventures to stupid places like Mexico for example. Coondawgs rarely allow their vulnerabilities to show and will not allow themselves to ever be seen in a negative light. Their Facebook will show only their smart and cool side. Any pictures that appear to show the Coondawg looking like a dog with his head out of the window will have their comments deleted immediately. Anyone who allows themselves to even be called a "Coondawg" once they've reached legal drinking age should be reconsidering their entire lives anyway.
"Yo, Andy, what's up bro?"
"Dude, you will address me by my cool name, "Coondawg!"
"Yea dickwad, whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."
"Dude, you will address me by my cool name, "Coondawg!"
"Yea dickwad, whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."
Coondawg by waterpoloisgay August 14, 2012
CooderBob
A broad term for a handsome man who happens to be a stupid, hillbilly redneck racist who can't read and wields a chainsaw.
When yoyre illiterate and science confuses you, don't use a chainsaw. You'll be accused of being a stupid CooderBob.
Heidi- "Who is that handsome man with the chainsaw?"
Tim- "Don't be fooled! It's a CooderBob!"
Heidi- "Who is that handsome man with the chainsaw?"
Tim- "Don't be fooled! It's a CooderBob!"
CooderBob by Shallow People Directory November 20, 2020
Coid
Derived from the word 'Caucasoid'...Coid is a derogatory term for a person of caucasian descent who exemplifies typical white redneck stereotypes, both physical and cultural. i.e. Wears overalls, has terrible teeth, long crooked noses, speaks broken english, etc.
I'm not moving into a trailer park! There are so many coids who drive tractors while holding shotguns that there's no way I'd feel safe!
Coid by AsphaltCock August 19, 2021
buttcrack coolidge
Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.
Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.
Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.
Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.
Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.
Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.
buttcrack coolidge by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017
Coodyboo
Coodyboo- (n) a female, referred to in a sexual sense, that either is at least to the age of 26 and has given birth; or has given birth to two or more children. Coodyboo can refer to the sexual organ of such female as well. These women are usually attractive and much smarter than tootieboo; and have a completely separate identity when it comes to sexual gratification. Most Coodyboo are harder to land in the sack but well worth it when the game is done. They can also be known to be very sly with the goods; therefore giving them the qualities of a bitch.
Jack Coolidge
Jack Coolidge Is A Very Obese Kid Who Abuses His Mom For Money And Pisses In Bottles And Shits Himself And Is More Fake Then Nikki Minajs Body
Becky:Omg Did You See Jack Coolidge He's So Obese And Ugly
Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
Jack Coolidge by DixFlopping August 22, 2020