Conveniently Bipolar 

When the symptoms of an individual's bipolar disorder only seems to interfere in their life when it is to the afflicted person's benefit.

Bill is completely sane when asking friends to lend him money, but becomes conveniently bipolar when it's time to repay them.

Conveniently Bipolar by Magdalene St. Vitus January 15, 2009

Conveniently Gay

When someone in a heterosexual relationship decides that they no longer want to be in their relationship and look for a quick escape by claiming they just realized they are gay.

(Conveniently Gay Female to Long-Term Male Companion): I'm sorry, but I just don't think we can keep seeing each other.

(Male Companion): What? The wedding is next week, did I do something wrong?

(Conveniently Gay Female): No, my best friend just helped me realize that I am actually gay.

(Male Companion): That sucks...

Conveniently Gay by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009

conveniently covid 

(Covid), (Covid-19), (Coronavirus)

It was conveniently covid that they couldn’t ship out my order on time.

conveniently covid by JJSizzly May 6, 2020

conveniently black 

A light skinned or mixed African-American who tries to pass for a colored race or ethnicity other than black. He spends most of his time with white people because he thinks it will allow him to advance professionally. The only time that he will spend around African-Americans is when he is trying to prove to white people he can be down and fly.

Lavon has always been conveniently black. He never hangs with us unless his white friends are around to see him. If we weren't football players, he wouldn't even acknowledge our existence. fake, high yellow, black on demand, uncle tom, brown paper bag, sell out, wanna-be

conveniently black by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016

conveniently black 

Fair-skinned African-Americans or ones who are mixed who try to pass for an ethnicity other than African-American when it benefits them socially or professionally, but then surround themselves with African-Americans to look down and fly, also to their advantage.

Yeah, I know Tyshawn. He's one of those brothers who only hangs with the brothers when no one is looking. He's conveniently black, he spends most of his time with the white kids and says he's Samoan.

conveniently black by joecoolthefool November 5, 2015

Conveniently Fly 

pretty self-explanatory

Jack: What if you had flying pants?

Jill: Well, Jack, that would be Conveniently Fly.

Conveniently Fly by 2+2=FOOBAH!!!!!! October 26, 2009

conveniently.quackity 

Ur most amazing person to ever exist. Honestly be grateful that you get to breath the same air as them

Conveniently.quackity Is carrying mcytTiktok

conveniently.quackity by Ray<33 July 5, 2021