jipo

a physically attractive female that is dirt poor and easy to have relations with. they tend to live in homes that are filthy and smell terrible, and they seem to lack the ability to cook and or clean. Not to be confused with the common whore they only date men that are unattractive .

guy1: Johns new girlfriend is a "jipo" her house smells like shit and dog piss !

guy2:She's pretty hot though...but what does she see in him?

by MyNameIsJack2 January 11, 2010

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jipocolypse

Jipocolypse is the combination of all jips that has ever occured in the history of mankind, rolled into one huge jip which will eventually rip the fabric of time into pieces, causing the whole universe to become frozen is a jipped state. This will occur when the universes jip coefficent is .916. Once a person gets jipped, the coeficient rises by the smallest fraction, but when someone is the jipper, the coefficient decreases. But here is where the complexity starts. In order to become the jipper, someone must be jipped, increasing the coeficient, but by jipping someone, you have decreased the coeficient by the same ammount. Therefore unbalanced jips will cause the world to end.

Man1: "Oh shit, the jipocolypse is coming."
Man2: *sigh* "We got jipped."

by Hakki October 3, 2006

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jipology

Jipology is the study of being jipped. Jipology can only exist when a "jip" has occured. It is arguable that being jipped is a jip in itself. Eg: If a man fears that he will be jipped, then he is jipped for fearing that he will get jipped, because he will not be able to perform some tasks in fear that he will become of the jipped. There is a strong corolation between fear and jip. Being jipped can be also described as a paradox and is very hard to comprehend, but once it is comprehended and understood, the one can ascend from being of the jipped, to becoming the jipper.

"Whilst studying jipology, i got jipped"

by Hakki October 3, 2006

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