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Simply put, a Punk Rocker who happens to have a Conservative/Libertarian standpoint and outlook on politics. This is not an oxymoron because if punk is really against government then there's no way they can logically work towards communism because communism is basically where the government controls every aspect of an individual's life! Where's the anarchy in that, you brainwashed idiots?! While it's worth noting that some Conservative Punks are genuine neo-conservative right wingers, the majority of them have a very strong Libertarian tilt to their political ideology.
Famous Conservative Punks include
Johnny Ramone
Lee Ving (Fear)
Members of the Vandals
Michale Graves ('Newfits, Gotham Road) (yes, the newfits suck, i know)
AntiSeen
Bobby Steele (The Misfits, yes, the original misfits. the Undead)
by No_more_Heroes August 28, 2006
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An oxymoron used by poseurs who claim to be the real thing. There are several myths they like to spew. The first Anarcho-communism being an oxymoron, conservatards obviously don't know what communism or anarchism is. The second everyone who's not one is a fat mike worshiping hot topic loser, just not true. Real punks hate them too. However the biggest lie they tell is that they're the real essence of punk, whereas their god is Michale Graves is an ex marine(authoritarian) who never heard of the misfits prior to joining and punk has always been the antithesis of conservation and anti-authoritarianism. That being said, conservative punk is best defined as sheep who want to vent about the fact that a liberal made them feel stupid once. They are a blight on the scene they are actually worse than NOFX,anti-flag etc as they are simply poseurs and an oxymoron.
Conservative punk: we're the real essence of punk
Liberal-punk: no we are
Anarcho punk: you poseurs make us all look bad
Crust punk: yeah fuck off poseurs
Horror punk: no one cares!
Street punk:....*punches both*
Anarcho-punk: at least they aren't juggalos
by fuckcapitalism84 November 19, 2011
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Not at all an oxymoron. Today punk kids are led to believe that communism is the way to be although they preach anarchy. Thus calling themselves, Anarcho-communists. However this makes no sense because of the fact that these two ideals lie on the opposite sides of the spectrum. Truly educated punks who adopt conservative/libertarian ideals know that they highly oppose the government are the true anarchists that try to push for smaller government.
Guy-who-thinks-he-is-punk: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!! DIVIDE THE NATION'S WEALTH!!!
Conservative Punk: First of all, you need the government to divide the nation's wealth and second of all it's called 'communism' and it didn't work you fucking retard.
by oitoy January 03, 2006
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A masochistic ignorant tool for corporate globalization and the iq equivalent of a liberal punk. They have an astonishing inability to see they take more from the world than they actually give. They generally hate everybody and think they are god's gift to free market exploitation. When usually they forget they have a mowawk and nobody takes them seriously.

Dickweed#1: I'm a conservative punk because i'm creative and earned every penny i have. Fuck everybody who can't come up with lyrics like "i gave your kid aids."

Dickweed#2: I'm a liberal punk who plays guitar on weekends and dreams of getting off my fat ass to do community service.

Some guy: How about fuck people who try to impose their beliefs on others whether it be business or government.
by cactusfucker March 09, 2008
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A punk who is a conservative. Not an oxymoron. Its worth noting on Punk Magazine's original bottom 99 list in 1978 liberals were number 33.
Johnny Ramone is a conservative punk.
by Tommy get your gun September 03, 2005
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You know... that one guy who's always talking about lazy motherfuckers when he is actually one as well. He wants no law to restrain him from building a motor in his garage and importing phillipino hookers. He says that ron paul should be elected so that we can revert back to a barter system where only real men can survive and reproduce. He read atlas shrugged and was inspired enough to quit his job at mcdonalds to start a band called rand flag. Everything he has accomplished has been by himself, at least that's what his father taught him (used car salesman). You know.... that one guy who stands alone with every original idea we've ever heard.
Hey bill get out of the garage!

Conservative punk: Fuck no man! I'm gonna build the world!!! Get outta here with your socialist propaganda and your buttfuckingly horrendous authority over me!

Hey bill! You just need a hug!!
by billsintervention June 08, 2010
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A Conservative Punk is someone who truly believes in the DIY ethic. A Conservative Punk is a believer in limited government and personal responsibility. A Conservative Punk is someone who stands up for people who can't defend themselves against bullies.
Poseur: Lyke, totally you guys! I'm totally punk!
Conservative Punk: Really now? What are your political preferences?
Poseur: Well, I'm like, totally a socialist because I like, hate Bush and lyke Fat Mike is like totally awesome! Hey! Like, look at my totally cool Che t-shirt!
Conservative Punk: You poseur. What's you're favorite band, you so called "punk".
Conservative Punk: Ahh! It's totally Anti-Flag. I just got their new album out on RCA. What a cool punk label!
Conservative Punk: I'm not surprised. Punk is about personal responsibility and doing the right thing regardless of what others think of you! You are a disgrace to true punks everywhere.
Conservative Punk: OMG! But I thought that it was lyke, for rich white dudes like me!
Conservative Punk: Go suck one of your crappy ass Green Day CD's
Poseur: Oooook! yay!
by Gingivitis T October 10, 2007
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