Condmom 

A crappy condom your mom gives you that breaks.

My mom gave me a condom, hope it isn't a condmom...

Condmom by DefectiveB June 16, 2016

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

COVID CONDOM 

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Screen condom 

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

Screen condom by flockit March 6, 2015

condomise

To use a condom during sex

Be wise- condomise!

condomise by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011

glue condom 

the leftover glue on glue bottle cap that dries, blocking any other glue from coming out

Friend 1: Ach, the bloody glue won't come out!

Friend 2: Did you take the glue condom off the cap?

Friend 1: (peels glue condom off) Genius!

glue condom by Lick the Toes Dawg May 7, 2009

Gravy Flavored Condom 

Condoms evil Turkey's use.

I found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, I think an evil Turkey raped someone tonight.

You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"

Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."

Gravy Flavored Condom by The Turkie August 15, 2011