computer gangsta

A "person" (usually male) who portrays themself as a gang member, badass, or hardened criminal on internet mediums such as forums, IM, or anywhere else they can post their faggotry. Generally, they are either severely overweight or malnourished caucasian suburbanites who listen to gangsta rap and think it makes them an OG. They almost always make threats of physical violence, which is never backed up and only serves to make themselves feel tough, usually because they got beaten up a lot in school, or because they are just weak ass bitches. Will frequently tell lies about how many fights they've won, claim membership in a legit street gang, or any number of other "computer gangstaisms". If you call them on their bullshit they use their typical "thugged out" cyber-defense, but then log off and cry in the corner repeating "I am a thug...I am a thug..." over and over to reassure themselves that they are in fact gangstas. Disregard any threat they make to you and laugh at their fake machismo, it's the right thing to do.

Computer Gangsta: I'll kill you son, Straight up OG!
Human Being: Shut up bitch, the only thing you've ever killed is a box of cream puffs.

If the Crips saw that scrawny whiteboy wearing a blue flag around his face on the street, he would get his comeuppance in triplicate.

"To keep it real kid you gots to stay humble" - Everlast
Words that every computer gangsta should take to heart.

by Be a fuckin' man, not a little bitch August 22, 2007

computer gangster

A person who tries to portray themselves as a gangster online on sites such as Myspace, sconex, and blackplanet. These people are normally the very opposite of gangster when met face to face.

"He was a b*tch when we tried to confront him. But on his MySpace page he said he was ______ (enter gang). Man he's definetly a computer gangster.

by J-Bizzy March 25, 2006

gangster computer

A computer that consists of HD less than a gig, and a RAM of 56 kilobytes.

pseudonym: "Ayo my nigga Luponatanyo"

Luponatanyo: "watz gOoD mAH ma1lV nigga pseudonym?"

pseudonym: "I trip on deh weed n shit can i download pr0n?"

Lupoatanyo: "Iight go ahead, dat shiit mad fazt i jus got upgrade on dat"

pseudonym: "NiiGGA DiiS shit jus TuR off on me, man DiiS is a, gangster computer."

by Majin STA October 18, 2008

computergangster

Someone so 1337, that their computer skill is equivalent of a real world gangster.

Damn dude, I know you're good, but that guy who just pwnd you is a downright computergangster!

by my name May 6, 2005