A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
To complain in a nice way when trying not to hurt someone's feelings, but you want to get your point across.
Hey thanks for fixing my coffee but it's different today it's not as hot and it's too sweet, It's good though I'm just doing a lil complimentary complaining.
by ewanders1 October 10, 2022
When the bitches are getting on your nerves because of all the disturbing noise she "Thy Bitch" are making, and you feel blood streaming to your fists.
Oh my lord Jesus, Bitches be complaining.
Her: hbclwevgipqrlrgbqbhuqrguø! You: The bitches be complaining.
Her: hbclwevgipqrlrgbqbhuqrguø! You: The bitches be complaining.
by Staten2 March 14, 2022
Three people are sitting on a motorcycle while the other is driving and the other two are fucking each other with a slight curvature of the SIXTY NINE position eating ass and dicks. Usually used for three gay guys.
"Damn you got me hard watching you both motorcycle-complaining" Jack (The Big Booty Dumptruck)
"Shut the hell up before I eat your ass"
"Shut the hell up before I eat your ass"
by Do(r)cking March 10, 2023
the human female equivalent of mansplaining. Complaining is the principal female response to the fact that there are things in the universe that they cannot control. Although the genetic phenotype for complaining is present in all humans, it is repressed to varying degrees by the presence of a Y chromosome due to the selective advantage that complaining holds over mansplaining. In short, the burden of perpetuating the human genome falls much more upon females than it does on males; and it is substantially safer to complain about one’s lack of control over objects and events in the universe and do nothing about it, than it is to mansplain the universe to the ends of trying to change it. The phenotypic distinction between males and females in regard to the complain/mansplain dichotomy is observable in the typical male’s reaction to female complaining consisting of attempting to “fix” the thing being complained about, rather than taking the safe route of simply pretending to listen and then doing nothing.
Female- This definition of complaining is stupid.
Male- Well it makes some interesting points about the utility of complaining versus mansplaining.
Female- Now you're stupid.
Male- I understand.
Male- Well it makes some interesting points about the utility of complaining versus mansplaining.
Female- Now you're stupid.
Male- I understand.
by Ratched, RN May 31, 2023
The constant negative response that "Kenny Ingram" replies with to any given opinion, statement, or fact, tjat goes beyond his elementary point of view/ perspective
by Alec O'Flynn April 28, 2018
by 99coronasonawall March 17, 2020