the mononym for Brandon Taylorian, the first Millettic philosopher and an autodidact of philosophy, the eponymous founder of Cometanism, also known as Astronism, and the sole author of the Omnidoxy which immortalised Cometan's identity as a philosopher.
Cometan's philosophy of The Cosmos constitutes a cosmocentric view of existence and humanity's role and duty to explore The Cosmos.
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Typically a douchebag, makes up stories constantly to seem "cool", weaves such a big web of lies that he actually believes what comes out of his mouth. Constantly has to one-up you, if you have something cool he has 10 of them.
Anon: dude I got the sweetest new phone, it just came out yesterday!
Coletan: pfffft, I had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause I broke it.
Coletan: pfffft, I had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause I broke it.
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(1) (coom-uh-tang) A pussy that has the power to produce a minimum of 8 simultanious male/female orgasms inside of an hour.
(2) know in some beastiality circles as a racoon vagina. It is somewhat spiral shaped, like a corkscrew.
(2) know in some beastiality circles as a racoon vagina. It is somewhat spiral shaped, like a corkscrew.
Yo, you know that girl i left with from the club last night? damn she was good when the lights turned out. I swear she must have had a coometang or sumfing.
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U hear about that drive by the otha day?
Yea man, comptan was behind that shizzy. Their AK's ripped up those muthafuckas.
Yea man, comptan was behind that shizzy. Their AK's ripped up those muthafuckas.
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Get the COMPTAN mug.the philosophy of Cometan, founder of the Astronist religion. It emphasises astronomical authority, astrospirituality as a natural religion and that one should always think on a cosmic/astronomical scale.
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