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comedy gold 

Really good joke or humour, especially in the sense of unintentional hilarity. Comedy gold is or is worthy to be a classic.
I heard something today that was comedy gold: "I had lunch with several international students here; one German, an American and two from Nepal, and they were so typical: The European guy talked about culture, the guys from Nepal talked about religion, and the American was eating".
comedy gold by Mikademus August 28, 2010
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comedy gold 

Used to describe an incredibly good joke. Most commonly used for sex jokes, inside jokes, or anything that isn't funny at all.
Guy 1: What's big, white, and hard?
Guy 2: A dinosaur bone?
Guy 1: No! MAH DIHCK!
Guy 2: That was "hilarious"! Comedy gold right there, man!

Comedy Gold 

When somebody tells a joke that they think is really funny but its not.
Person: You should kill yourself
Me: Wow, that's kind of ru--
Person : Just kidding!
Me: Comedy Gold.
Comedy Gold by TinyDog August 16, 2018

Comedy Gold 

wow, ajt that's comedy gold

Comedy gold 

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
Bill cosby: Ha, that was funny.
Steven Hawking: I know, that was some real comedy gold.
Comedy gold by Bob dinkledash January 13, 2019

Comedy gold 

When she bully’s George green and Jay leech wow jess your so comedy gold woah
Comedy gold by Jess swag vernon December 22, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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