coma strat 

falling into a coma to win in a love triangle in the long term. Coined by youtuber Gigguk when he commented on the ending of the manga ''Domestic Girlfriend''.

Ruri lost after Hina used the coma strat

coma strat by qegw February 5, 2021

comcastrated 

To have one's Comcast cable internet service suddenly cease working at the worst possible time. Unlike it's root word, castrate, comcastration can (and is, in fact, likely to) happen over and over and over to both men and women.

I was just about to pay my credit card bill online when I got comcastrated, causing me to miss the midnight deadline and incurring $28 in late fees.

comcastrated by blumer November 2, 2006

Comcastration 

The act of being figuratively castrated by the evil Comcast conglomerate when seeking to change, cancel, or even add Comcast services (based on clearly advertised offers). Typical symptoms of Comcastration include: extreme frustration, to the point where one's attitude, sensibilities, and willingness to live are nearly or fully extinguished by Comcast's deceptive representatives and misrepresented corporate policies and processes.

Bob was never the same after he called customer service and suffered full Comcastration while trying to cancel his account.

Comcastration by BroUniverse July 22, 2014

comcastration 

To deprive customers of adequate entertainment quality or value.

Comcastration is rampant. I was comcastrated last weekend.

comcastration by Rev. Diagnostic July 27, 2011