In prison durning every man love thursday its the poor basterd with the colostamy bag that gets fucked in the ass and colostomy hole for cigarettes.
Stan: Why does dude have so many cigarettes?

Richie: He's a colostowhore, and gets the shit fucked out of him every man love thursday for smokes.

Stan: Oooooh!
by pfc joe snuffy February 5, 2008
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