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colorado steamer 

Leaving a steaming pile of bodily fluid (feces, semen, etc) on someones chest after they pass out from a rigorous night of hard sweaty sex.
after the bitch passed out I left a colorado steamer on her chest.
colorado steamer by Slungsolow September 27, 2003

Colorado log steamer 

The act of taking a shit in a bag and dropping it down a wood stove jack ( pipe). Typically done to a group of hunters after offending another hunting party.
Those dicks took my hunting spot, I’m going over there tonight and giving them a Colorado log steamer