collect call

The best way to stay in contact with unloved ones, such as ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, ex-wife, ex-husband, ex-spouse, ex-partner, ex-fuckbuddy, ex-relative and all other least favorite people. Collect calls are the most expensive option for calling, so use a payphone and dial 0 to show your ex-loved one how much you care.

Yo! I made a collect call to my ex from jail and the phone company banged her $30! Revenge ain't cheap!

collect call by NCIC69 September 7, 2006

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collect call

when an ex or any person calls you knowing you and them are not cool or friends.

I wish Maddie would stop collect calling me like she still has mins.

collect call by SidMoe85 March 25, 2014

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collect call

A poker term. When someone calls with a monster hand w/ the intention of trapping their opponent down the road.

With a flop of A-A-2 Joe led out with a raise of $100 feeling relatively good about his pocket eights. Steve hesitated and then called. This made Joe feel better about his hand. Little did he know Steve was collect calling with A-2.

collect call by angrycubsfan March 31, 2008

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collect call

when you're banging some chick at her house, call her on your cell phone, and when she tries to answer the phone give her a nice donkey punch.

collect call by hi May 15, 2003

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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