collect call 

The best way to stay in contact with unloved ones, such as ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, ex-wife, ex-husband, ex-spouse, ex-partner, ex-fuckbuddy, ex-relative and all other least favorite people. Collect calls are the most expensive option for calling, so use a payphone and dial 0 to show your ex-loved one how much you care.

Yo! I made a collect call to my ex from jail and the phone company banged her $30! Revenge ain't cheap!

collect call by NCIC69 September 7, 2006

collect call 

when an ex or any person calls you knowing you and them are not cool or friends.

I wish Maddie would stop collect calling me like she still has mins.

collect call by SidMoe85 March 25, 2014

collect call 

A poker term. When someone calls with a monster hand w/ the intention of trapping their opponent down the road.

With a flop of A-A-2 Joe led out with a raise of $100 feeling relatively good about his pocket eights. Steve hesitated and then called. This made Joe feel better about his hand. Little did he know Steve was collect calling with A-2.

collect call by angrycubsfan March 31, 2008

collect call 

when you're banging some chick at her house, call her on your cell phone, and when she tries to answer the phone give her a nice donkey punch.

collect call by hi May 15, 2003