(Scottish) n. personal sexual touch; must leave hand outside the window in Edinburgh for an enlightened or philosophical amount of time until chilled.
by Dr. Boswell October 28, 2011
Get the cold hand Maggiemug. Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.
"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"
by Fine Fez October 30, 2011
Get the Cold hand Maggiemug.