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Boner Coke 

When someone voluntarily snorts a line of coke off an erect penis.
T:Hey remember Mickey?

J: Oh yea that dude that that babies came out of the butt?

T: Yea cause he always had a football up his.

J:Oh yea he looks like a douche on FB

T: dude owes me money man... spending it on that Boner Coke.

T: He's such a Boner Coke-head.

M: Why is everything always about my ass?! shit going in and out wtf bro!
Boner Coke by Shellsashala May 14, 2010

Coke off a Boner 

The literal act of snorting cocaine off of an individual's erect penis. Often done in desperation.
So… you wanna do coke off a boner?
Coke off a Boner by Tigonbiddies January 14, 2014

codeboner 

The feeling of almost sexual admiration at the elegance of another developer's well-implemented piece of software.
I got a real codeboner over the webservice Jerome built.

Cokeboner 

An erection achieved after snorting alot of Cocaine.
Dude, that eightball of cocaine totally gave me a massive cokeboner. I swear to god boyscouts could sleep under the tent iam pitching!
Cokeboner by S.H.A.G.G.Y December 11, 2009
When you eat a cake so good, it is not only better than sex, it makes you pop a boner
That cake was so good I got a cakeboner
Cakeboner by Seansmomscake January 7, 2015