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comedication 

comedication is the act of communicating through the art of comedy.
That Andy sure can't have a normal conversation. I think he suffers from comedication. He always has to throw in a stupid joke just to answer a simple question.

Q: Andy, do you know what time it is?

A: Yeah, it's half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. No, it's really 9:45 am.
comedication by Mitchell man September 23, 2009

penis conduction 

Something that usually happens in shop class.
Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.
Mike: "Ok Jerry, put your dick in it."
Jerry: AHAAAA!!!!!
penis conduction by Spade713 June 11, 2005

conduction 

When heat or electricity is moving from place to another
"Omg Linda! You shocked me!!"

"It must have been conduction"
conduction by Sexyass1415 January 17, 2017

condulation 

it is cock. and PUPPY!
that is condulation.
condulation by thewolfpack July 10, 2009

conduction 

When heat or electricity is moving from place to place
"Omg Linda you shocked me"

"It must of been conduction"
conduction by Boosebunger January 17, 2017

compucation 

A period of time ranging from a long weekend to a couple of weeks in which maximum productivity and relaxation occur due to the absence of a computer.
My house is in shambles and the kids are being neglected . . . I am due for a compucation.
compucation by azislander October 18, 2009