coconut pie 

An men who likes dick

Example: Jensen Ackles says he favorite pie is coconut pie that means he likes dick

coconut pie by Penguin Hunter July 25, 2017

coconut cream pie 

an insane amount of rough,sexual intercourse resulting in rock hard nipples. the male of the pair is about to cum, he rubs the females nipples ( the nipples are located on the boobs or the "coconuts") and then cumming all over her vagina and bush.

girl- "oh god yes!!!!! oh god! yes! yes! yes! harder! faster! harder!"
guy- "i am cumming!"
girl- "rub my fucking nipples!!! give me a, yes! a coconut cream pie!!!!!! FUCK YES!"
guy- rubs the shit out of her nipples extremley hard and cums all over her vagina and bush. "yeah!"
girl- " FUCK YES!! HOLLY SHIT!!!"

coconut cream pie by yourvag April 26, 2011

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise 

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009

The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise 

The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise

Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.

The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise by Xpenix99 June 12, 2020

coconutties 

The Cookies Sold By The Girls In The First Despicable Me, Sadly The Girls Only Sold 18 Coconutties :(

YOU ONLY SOLD 18 COCONUTTIES DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S A GOOD SALES DAY?!?!

coconutties by CoconuttieMan January 28, 2021