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Coconut mauled 

When you get clapperdoodled in fortnite
Picklevic86 #ad one pumped me and coconut mauled me in fortnite.
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coconut mauled

to put on noise cancelling headphones with coconut mall from mario kart blasting on loop to motivate yourself into getting things done
“im gonna get coconut mauled so i can finish this tonight”
coconut mauled by anonymous August 23, 2026

coconut malled 

YoU jUsT GoT cocOnUt maLlEd SeNd ThIS to A frIend To CocoNuT mall ThEM
today i will show my dick *camera goes down* YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

Coconut Malled 

Verb: Coconut Malled
The act of getting pranked by getting sent a video
Paul got Coconut Malled today by his friend Bartholomew via text.

Coconut Malled 

You’ve just been coconut malled
hey you’ve just been coconut malled send this to someone else to undo the coconut malled on you

Coconut Malled Food 

This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:

1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut
I love eating Coconut Malled Food! It's so good
Coconut Malled Food by MrManMaking February 23, 2021

Coconut Malled 

is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.
Coconut Malled by Marcopion November 20, 2022
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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