A lotion often used by strippers to please their guests. Also a nickname for Fumoffu of Hades who aquired said stripper's cocoa butter in hopes of putting it to good use later on.
A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.
Ady: yo Pete, send her a dick pic!
Pete: naw dawg, it's not cocoa butter dick yet
Cocoa butter symbolizes love, because cocoa butter is generally made to smell good, it heals your skin tone, and it gives you smooth skin that people love to use it.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.