Cockowad 

A person that believes in dumb conspiracy theories, a crazy person or a loser. It is an insult but can also be used to talk about the male genitalia.

1. Conspiracy theorist: 5G towers give cancer and fry your brain

2. Smart person: Shut up you cockowad

3. Woman: Show me your cockowad daddy
4. Man: No I won’t show you, I’m married.

Cockowad by Humongous Cockowad February 15, 2021

cockwad

degrading name for someone that is perceived as having a diminished capacity, e.g. a moron, an idiot, etc

Bloody cockwad doesn't know how to drive. His momma definitely should have swallowed that load.

cockwad by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011

Cockwaddle 

When a person is walks like a penguin that is antoxicated🍻🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾

Stop walking like a cockwaddle

Cockwaddle by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017

cockwad

An Idiot

You fucking cockwad!

cockwad by BongWaterBob September 9, 2003

Cockwad

A horrible human being. The epitome of a dick. One of the worst people possible.

Synonyms include: cunt, twat

Ugh I hate my teacher. He yelled at me for picking up my jacket today. He's such a cockwad.

Cockwad by Zazuachu December 25, 2015

Cockwad

someone who acts in a cock-ish way. annoying . stupid. a bag full of cockwad. nobody likes. someone who gets rejected. someone who gets beat up, fat kid, nerd, man with no cock, selfish, greedy.

STOP BEING A COCKWAD !

Cockwad by sh'ANNA deemakro November 19, 2010

cocktwaddler 

Cocktwaddler, Cock Twaddler. both are acceptable.

Kok-twah-dler. (n) 1. one who regularly sticks their hand down their pants in public to readjust their penis and/or scrotum from an uncomfortable position within their undershorts, or in the case of going commando, avoiding a potential Zipper Incident. ; 2. (n) A device used for male masturbation can also be described as a cocktwaddler.

1.) *Jim reaches down his pants and adjusts his junk*
Bill: Oh god, Jim, dude don't fucking be a cocktwaddler.. go wash your fuckin' hands man..

2.) A Fleshlight can also be called a cocktwaddler.
Husband: Honey, where's my cocktwaddler?
Wife: Hell if I know, you pervert!

cocktwaddler by Sire Furious June 12, 2011