cockference call

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.

Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.

by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009

ghetto conference call

Situation where two or more people, usually in an urban setting, have a conversation as loudly as possible. The purpose of the interaction is to express an opinion, threat, compliment, or a thread of discourse, and is said in a public forum at the top of one's voice. The call generally concerns a traditionally private or intimate subject, that most individuals would not want to be involved in, but provides free entertainment to everyone in the immediate vicinity.

Jerome and Tyrone engaged in a ghetto conference call, with Jerome's girlfriend, outside her apartment building. Although neighbors and bystanders were not intended to hear the discussion, the drama was witnessed by everyone within earshot. Everyone was amused...

by enemyoffreedom June 25, 2010

Conference Call

On the toilet. Taking a poop.

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm in a conference call and my boss is being a real asshole.

by alexanderthegreat3324 October 15, 2007

Redneck Conference Call

One central figure uses two entirely separate phones and phone lines on speaker phone within hearing distance of each other to converse with multiple people in one conversation.

Hey Bob, I got 3 tickets to the football game, I was thinking that we could take Bert if he's available." "Hold on Ernie I will get the other phone and start a redneck conference call to ask Bert if he can join us.

by Angieliza September 14, 2010

Conference Call of Duty

Having a conference all over a game of Call of Duty instead of using a regular telephone or Skype. While a fun way to discuss things, most people find that they are good at talking and playing Call of Duty, but not both at the same time.

Yeah, we worked out the details of our trip over a conference call of duty.

by Jadder Obbins November 28, 2011

Conference call of nature

When someone responds to the call of nature during a work-related conference call. People must take great care to mute their phone during said act or risk professional embarrassment.

You were extremely quiet during the conference call?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Nature

by crc5654 September 24, 2011

Conference Call of Duty

A work related conference call in which you dial in from home while playing Call of Duty. Practitioners must take care to not un-mute their phone with gunshots blaring in the background.

Working from home today?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Duty

by HC-BOCP August 18, 2010