Cock Womble

A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.

Stop being a complete cock and complaining and about everything, you bloody Cock Womble!

by Stella Artois May 30, 2017

Cock womble

An idiot that dosnt think and walks around like a twat

(Guy trips over nothing) you are a cock womble

by Manswitthetime October 8, 2019

cock womble

a cock womble is a person that is a complete prick

Andrew: You know David? hes a bit of a cock womble
Aaron: Yea i know

by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018

Cock womble

Someone who plays around with your dick but doesn't take it any further

You're such a cock womble, goddamn girl.

by WockRomble May 11, 2018

Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.

I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022

Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023

Cock Womble

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.

You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023