cock waffle

A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

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B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.

A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

B) “I love u cockwaffle”.

cock waffle by too-many-grouchy-people September 30, 2007

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Cock waffle

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs

Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.

Cock waffle by That waffle June 5, 2018

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Cock waffle

Being a fan of a very disliked team.

Bob: Aye, mate. George is a fan of the St. Louis Blues.

Jack: Oh, what a cock waffle that George is.

Cock waffle by Waffles4lyfe April 28, 2019

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Cock Waffle

1.The inability for a man to retain an erection.
2. A Bi- sexual man who switches from male to female partners constantly.

1. " So did you have sex last night?" "No. We were going to, until Tom cock waffled".

2. "Frank you've got to stop fucking all these random people, its not safe" "He man, what can I say? I'm cock waffling this week.."

Cock Waffle by Jack Stephans April 24, 2014