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Those little cylindrical shaped pillows that are in hotel rooms.

Stephen: "Hey! Stop hitting me with your cock pillow."
Adam: "You threw your cock pillow at me first!"

cock pillow by Jay007 March 21, 2008

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Cock Pillow

1. a pillow with a rooster embroidered on it

2. a pillow on which to rest your cock after masturbation or sex

"man I had such rough sex I needed to use my cock pillow for the first time in years"

Cock Pillow by SnufflesHasArrived June 22, 2017

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Cock Pillow

A Synonym for Vagina, Pussy, Cunt, Box, The Beef Curtain, U get it..

I rest my dick in a nice, lovely cock pillow every night before bed.

Cock Pillow by Stoner Buddy >.< April 19, 2010

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Cock Pillows

Desired lips to press ones cock in

Angelina has some amazing cock pillows. I'd love to mouth fuck that!

Cock Pillows by shell hunter December 11, 2011

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Northern Cock Pillows

Another name for the bresticular area of females. Derived from the desirable act of placing ones cock (or Chim Chim) on the aforesaid breast region of the female. The supple squishy material takes the form of pillows, sometimes wet sticky pillows, but pillows none the less.

Billy: If you show me Northern Cock Pillows I will show you and Sixburghbbb Chim Chim.

Northern Cock Pillows by sixburghbbb July 9, 2010

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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