cock muting

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.

I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!

cock muting by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007

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Cock Munting

The act of cutting the vas deferens in the ballsack of a dead man and connecting it internally to the urethera then stomping on the ballsack until the testicles are completely p[owderized and then sucking the testicle powder out of the cock.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a random homeless man last night because he asked for money.

Cock Munting by asghtryssd August 3, 2024

Cock Munting

The act of connecting the vas deferens of a dead mans ballsack to the urethera then stomping on the balls until the testicles are completely powderized, then sucking the testicle powder out of the dick. Kind of like drinking a drink from a straw.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a homeless man last night because his dumb nigger ass asked for spare change.

Cock Munting by asghtryssd August 3, 2024

Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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