cock job

Someone who makes a naf terrible joke saying what something is.when the givin object already states what it is
When something says
"Enter Bio Here"
in a big big box under a little box that says
"Name
Location"
Then a person writes in the bio " WTF is a bio?...is it like bioshock"

A great reply to this would be "cock job"
by Cloudy Charge Fanta January 13, 2008
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cock job

When two guys rub their penises against each other until one party reaches orgasm. Restrictions: 1.no hands allowed 2.first one to climax wins
Ace gave Gary a cock job. Ace won.
by LeeB March 15, 2006
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cock job

of or relating to having two penises (cocks) rubbed against one's own cock in order to create a climactic effect.
when three men want to participate in sexual intercourse with one another they may use the cock job for sexual stimulation.
by fredrick von metternich March 14, 2009
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cock job

when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.
i got the greatest cock job from this chick
by dude September 08, 2003
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cock job

Derogatory term used as an insult.

Does not usually refer to any particular sexual act taking place as previously stated,but merely refers to someone being perceived as someone who masturbates,simply for purposes of an insult be it truth or complete fiction.

Can also be used with sexual reference although there are more suitable words,namely: handjob/wankjob

May also used light-heartedly between mates basically meaning dumbass

Its a broadly used word and shouldn't be perceived as any particular meaning and should not be taken too seriously,chances are if someone calls you one,they are fooling around calling u a dumbass/wally,to actually insult someone to their face with this would make you look foolish,therefore it is usually used in reference to a person when talking about them to others.

I believe one of the previous definitions refers to hand job, the other is some gay ritual which i believe the less we know the better.

Similar words: idiot, fool, dickhead, moron, dumbass, tosser, handjob, wankjob
Passive insult: Tom's some cock job,isn't he?

Active insult: I'm gonna kill ya,u little f*cking cock job (insulter gets laughed at by everyone within shouting distance)

Light-heartedly: You're some cock job man!

Sexual reference: She gave me one killer cock job man!
by NutOff June 17, 2006
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The First Cock On The Job

When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina
Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE
by Devon October 12, 2004
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Job cock block

When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.
My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!
by Cheetolife July 21, 2016
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