cock job

Someone who makes a naf terrible joke saying what something is.when the givin object already states what it is

When something says
"Enter Bio Here"
in a big big box under a little box that says
"Name
Location"
Then a person writes in the bio " WTF is a bio?...is it like bioshock"

A great reply to this would be "cock job"

cock job by Cloudy Charge Fanta January 16, 2008

cock job

When two guys rub their penises against each other until one party reaches orgasm. Restrictions: 1.no hands allowed 2.first one to climax wins

Ace gave Gary a cock job. Ace won.

cock job by LeeB April 17, 2006

cock job

of or relating to having two penises (cocks) rubbed against one's own cock in order to create a climactic effect.

when three men want to participate in sexual intercourse with one another they may use the cock job for sexual stimulation.

cock job by fredrick von metternich March 14, 2009

cock job

when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.

i got the greatest cock job from this chick

cock job by dude September 7, 2003

cock job

Derogatory term used as an insult.

Does not usually refer to any particular sexual act taking place as previously stated,but merely refers to someone being perceived as someone who masturbates,simply for purposes of an insult be it truth or complete fiction.

Can also be used with sexual reference although there are more suitable words,namely: handjob/wankjob

May also used light-heartedly between mates basically meaning dumbass

Its a broadly used word and shouldn't be perceived as any particular meaning and should not be taken too seriously,chances are if someone calls you one,they are fooling around calling u a dumbass/wally,to actually insult someone to their face with this would make you look foolish,therefore it is usually used in reference to a person when talking about them to others.

I believe one of the previous definitions refers to hand job, the other is some gay ritual which i believe the less we know the better.

Similar words: idiot, fool, dickhead, moron, dumbass, tosser, handjob, wankjob

Passive insult: Tom's some cock job,isn't he?

Active insult: I'm gonna kill ya,u little f*cking cock job (insulter gets laughed at by everyone within shouting distance)

Light-heartedly: You're some cock job man!

Sexual reference: She gave me one killer cock job man!

cock job by NutOff June 18, 2006

cock job

1. A farmer.
2. A Homosexual.
3. A stupid or contemptible person.
4. A sexual act.

1. John: I’m doing a farmer rooster cock job.
Jack: Okay.
2. Ben: Why are a lot of cock jobs?
Johnny: Don’t say that.
Ben: Why not?
Johnny: It’s homosexual.
Ben: oh.
3. Person 1: You are a cock job!
Person 2: You should not have said that.
Person 1: Sorry.
4. Person 1: I had a cock job.
Person 2: That’s disgusting!
Person 1: Sorry, I don’t know what’s a cock job!

cock job by KB_2024 October 6, 2023

Job cock block 

When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.

My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!

Job cock block by Cheetolife July 20, 2016