cock iron 

a person who qualifies as a dick, but is blinded by their own dickieness and usually is found to be talking about themselves and their cock filled day. Moreover, most cock irons also own an ironing board in the shape of a cock, usually this was given to them as a gift from a friend who wanted to remind them how much of a dick they are during everyday ironing. The cock iron also works well for cock shaped shirts which most cock irons have a diverse supply of.

Garry is a huge cock iron, he just blabs on all day, like a big cock. Ya I know last christmas I bought him a cock shapped shirt to go with the cock iron that i bought him for his birthday. Wow thats alot of cock iron.

cock iron by laughs at peoples misfourtunes April 17, 2010

iron cock 

A cock that stays hard and can go on and on

I must have an iron cock, lasted 223,000 hours

iron cock by Jericho5216556 November 17, 2016

Iron cock 

The definition of Jens

''Omg who is that?''
'' It's Jens the iron cock!''

Iron cock by morerna September 29, 2021

Iron Cock Clench 

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

Iron Cock Clench by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015