Cock Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.

Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.

by NavelBoy August 31, 2014

cock breakfast

like breakfast. only with cock

"we have no money left"
"hmm, i guess we'll have to have a cock breakfast"

by kiwi42 November 16, 2011

Cockbreakfast

A derogatory term implying that someone prefers to suck cock rather than eat breakfast.

Adam, you're such a cockbreakfast!

by Grogface February 18, 2009