by Tampabbw February 16, 2010
When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock
Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.
by sexyclock May 31, 2011
Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.
Woman: (gags)
Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!
Woman: (gags)
Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!
by ginghah and the doctah December 7, 2013
by wplv April 26, 2010
1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.
Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "
by Morning Woody October 11, 2015
When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.
Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
by Pratipax July 17, 2008
Also see: Dirt Rooster
When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"
Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.
Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"
When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"
Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.
Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"
by The Hunter May 27, 2004