Some Coraleena's are nice, wonderful and beautiful and much more, but they have bad attitude if you tell her sum she'll come up with anything even if it ain't true. She has trust issues, but she made them herself by overthinking too much. She is a wonderful friend to have, but if you ain't her best friend, she'll talk about you no matter what, you get no chances. Not only that, but she's gorgeous she thinks otherwise all the time. She always thinks she needs a man to live, but she really doesn't, that's just her thoughts.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.