coat hanger

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"

by JMSMD AKA CHOMP October 27, 2007

coat hanger

the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control

when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up

by gus gus February 25, 2004

coat hanger

The poor man's birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. Easy way to hide such a situation from one's parents.

Lindsey says, "hell no, I'd coat hanger that shit!"

by Jonifrican April 04, 2008

coat hanger

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies

omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger

by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022

coat hanger

a girl who hooked up with a gay boy who is trying to cover up the fact that he is gay. *because a coat hanger covers a closet

Example: that girl is such a coat hanger. how does she not know that he is gay?

by master baden April 01, 2012

coat hanger

Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach

"Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now."

by Mayar September 19, 2006

Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019