N. One who makes up a ton of shizzle, than proves it all to be correct by impossible means.

V.ing To possess incredible skill but never actually try 99.9% of the time.

Adj. A derogatory term for someone who's not trying, and is pissing you off.

N. Person 1, "I fought in vietnam and the mexican american war"
Person 2, "Thats fucking impossible you idiot"
Person 1, <Shows Flawless Proof>
Person 2, "your a fucking cnflct"

V. "Im cal-i...so im just gonna sit at spawn with a USP cnflcting"

Adj. "Wow...stop being a friggin cnflct and try"

cnflct by TRW.Milkman September 8, 2005

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CNFDIM

CNFDIM is a syndrome that unfortunately affects many women yearly. Constant Need For Dick In Mouth syndrome can only be cured by a preffered person constantly having their dick in the patient’s mouth. Symptoms of withdrawal include: glazed eyes , empty stares, attitude issues, or even deranged behavior

Jake: damn your girl is brain dead asf
Max: nah she just got CNFDIM syndrome she’ll be alright

CNFDIM by totallynotdestiny March 22, 2021

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