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cnf
girl: what is your fetish
guy: cnf
girl: cn what
guy: chicken nugget fettish
girl: (walks away disapointed)
guy: cnf
girl: cn what
guy: chicken nugget fettish
girl: (walks away disapointed)
cnf by bob tim buck tim bob October 17, 2018
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cnf by bob tim buck tim bob October 17, 2018
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cnflct
N. One who makes up a ton of shizzle, than proves it all to be correct by impossible means.
V.ing To possess incredible skill but never actually try 99.9% of the time.
Adj. A derogatory term for someone who's not trying, and is pissing you off.
V.ing To possess incredible skill but never actually try 99.9% of the time.
Adj. A derogatory term for someone who's not trying, and is pissing you off.
N. Person 1, "I fought in vietnam and the mexican american war"
Person 2, "Thats fucking impossible you idiot"
Person 1, <Shows Flawless Proof>
Person 2, "your a fucking cnflct"
V. "Im cal-i...so im just gonna sit at spawn with a USP cnflcting"
Adj. "Wow...stop being a friggin cnflct and try"
Person 2, "Thats fucking impossible you idiot"
Person 1, <Shows Flawless Proof>
Person 2, "your a fucking cnflct"
V. "Im cal-i...so im just gonna sit at spawn with a USP cnflcting"
Adj. "Wow...stop being a friggin cnflct and try"
cnflct by TRW.Milkman September 8, 2005
CNFDIM
CNFDIM is a syndrome that unfortunately affects many women yearly. Constant Need For Dick In Mouth syndrome can only be cured by a preffered person constantly having their dick in the patient’s mouth. Symptoms of withdrawal include: glazed eyes , empty stares, attitude issues, or even deranged behavior
CNFDIM by totallynotdestiny March 22, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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