clydesx

A PRETTY COOL TIKTOKER :D that is my mutual 🐶

Have u heard of clydesx
no
there cool

by Tomisfruity<3 August 31, 2021

clydesdale fart

Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.

Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.

by killa beana April 26, 2014

Clydesmomdies

A very cool mutual/bestfriend even though they can never play roblox with you

“Wanna play roblox? “I cant rn im sorry” “your being clydesmomdies right now” “ok”

by deaththekidsolosurfavs June 25, 2021

clydesdale tail

The man pony tail

It's the manly version of the pony tail. It's the Clydesdale tail...

by Screech360 February 23, 2017

clydes hog

A young child who cannot sit or hug or touch in a gentle manner. No matter how they approach they do it with all their weight and all their might always seeming to clip you right where it's hurts!

Grace! You're such a clydes hog! You got me right between the legs!!

by The one and only bomb mom November 13, 2017

Clydesdale Piss

A term for any AB or Bud beer product. Usually.. a clydesdale will drink Coors and piss Bud.

Give me a bottle of Clydesdale Piss please!

by D0c February 23, 2006

Clydesdale

In the cycling world, any larger-than-average male rider. Most likely labeled so because they are bigger, usually slower and sometimes stronger than others (just like the horse). As it is with most men, this label is taken neutrally (neither a compliment or an insult). However the same can not be said for the females' version of this word: Athena.

Why don't you get a carbon fiber bike?
I'm a Clydesdale! I'll crack the frame!

by The Bike Ninja August 1, 2011