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clydesdale fart 

Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.
Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.
clydesdale fart by killa beana April 26, 2014

Clydesmomdies 

A very cool mutual/bestfriend even though they can never play roblox with you
Wanna play roblox? “I cant rn im sorry” “your being clydesmomdies right now” “ok”

clydesdale tail 

It's the manly version of the pony tail. It's the Clydesdale tail...
clydesdale tail by Screech360 February 23, 2017

clydes hog

A young child who cannot sit or hug or touch in a gentle manner. No matter how they approach they do it with all their weight and all their might always seeming to clip you right where it's hurts!
Grace! You're such a clydes hog! You got me right between the legs!!

Clydesdale Piss

A term for any AB or Bud beer product. Usually.. a clydesdale will drink Coors and piss Bud.
Give me a bottle of Clydesdale Piss please!
Clydesdale Piss by D0c February 23, 2006

Clydesdale

In the cycling world, any larger-than-average male rider. Most likely labeled so because they are bigger, usually slower and sometimes stronger than others (just like the horse). As it is with most men, this label is taken neutrally (neither a compliment or an insult). However the same can not be said for the females' version of this word: Athena.
Why don't you get a carbon fiber bike?
I'm a Clydesdale! I'll crack the frame!
Clydesdale by The Bike Ninja August 1, 2011