clumsy fuckin drooler Share definition Flag A person that is so clumsy that they always knock their beer or other blongings over on a daily basis. Dude you clumsy fuckin drooler. You knocked over your beer again. Go get a towel. clumsy fuckin drooler by jbizzler March 7, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the clumsy fuckin drooler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch