clumrot
A Clumrot is a fucking retard, stupid cunt, spastic, and spends 100 Thousand Quid on farming simulator 2019
A Clumlotte
An accidental mishap usually involving water or glass with a lot of force in a 2 second period. Usually used for good looking clumsy people that you can never get mad at no matter how bad the damage is.
*Arnold turned on the water tap too strong therefore water spashed on his shirt* Mike says "oh you pulled a clumlotte"
*Petunia swung her arms in laughter causing the glass of water on the table to fall and break* Bertha says "oh no you pulled a clumlotte"
*Tina laughed so hard because the blanket was wet causing the water she was drinking to splash onto Calvin* Calvin laughs "oh my god you are such a clumlotte"
*Petunia swung her arms in laughter causing the glass of water on the table to fall and break* Bertha says "oh no you pulled a clumlotte"
*Tina laughed so hard because the blanket was wet causing the water she was drinking to splash onto Calvin* Calvin laughs "oh my god you are such a clumlotte"
A Clumlotte by Raaawry April 4, 2010
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cumrot
when a tradgnome like pordan jeterson or low rogan gets actual accolades for being a sinceritywhore just after some neat news that radical order was just served, all the tradcore babe-level babes swoon until their panties go powermoisting, naturally since they're all cultural amnesiacs (and some even accomplished amnescientists), their WAPs form accelerated localized molecular substructural senescence, resulting in cumrot. no worries, everything is temporary, just pray and have a blessed day
pordan jeterson kissed his daughter in the forehead and made half of america cumrot until the cows came home
greek-style café owners grandfathered in a new bronze co-owner to the profit pool and every time they pretend not to know each other in private language the girlies within earshot flow until they cumrot; good thing he's got strong intimidating hands and can immitate aristotle, if he talks too much, they'll all dry up
greek-style café owners grandfathered in a new bronze co-owner to the profit pool and every time they pretend not to know each other in private language the girlies within earshot flow until they cumrot; good thing he's got strong intimidating hands and can immitate aristotle, if he talks too much, they'll all dry up
cumrot by inoperosity November 21, 2021
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012