A Clumlotte
An accidental mishap usually involving water or glass with a lot of force in a 2 second period. Usually used for good looking clumsy people that you can never get mad at no matter how bad the damage is.
*Arnold turned on the water tap too strong therefore water spashed on his shirt* Mike says "oh you pulled a clumlotte"
*Petunia swung her arms in laughter causing the glass of water on the table to fall and break* Bertha says "oh no you pulled a clumlotte"
*Tina laughed so hard because the blanket was wet causing the water she was drinking to splash onto Calvin* Calvin laughs "oh my god you are such a clumlotte"
*Petunia swung her arms in laughter causing the glass of water on the table to fall and break* Bertha says "oh no you pulled a clumlotte"
*Tina laughed so hard because the blanket was wet causing the water she was drinking to splash onto Calvin* Calvin laughs "oh my god you are such a clumlotte"
A Clumlotte by Raaawry April 4, 2010
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cumrot
when a tradgnome like pordan jeterson or low rogan gets actual accolades for being a sinceritywhore just after some neat news that radical order was just served, all the tradcore babe-level babes swoon until their panties go powermoisting, naturally since they're all cultural amnesiacs (and some even accomplished amnescientists), their WAPs form accelerated localized molecular substructural senescence, resulting in cumrot. no worries, everything is temporary, just pray and have a blessed day
pordan jeterson kissed his daughter in the forehead and made half of america cumrot until the cows came home
greek-style café owners grandfathered in a new bronze co-owner to the profit pool and every time they pretend not to know each other in private language the girlies within earshot flow until they cumrot; good thing he's got strong intimidating hands and can immitate aristotle, if he talks too much, they'll all dry up
greek-style café owners grandfathered in a new bronze co-owner to the profit pool and every time they pretend not to know each other in private language the girlies within earshot flow until they cumrot; good thing he's got strong intimidating hands and can immitate aristotle, if he talks too much, they'll all dry up
cumrot by inoperosity November 21, 2021
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