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A Clumlotte 

An accidental mishap usually involving water or glass with a lot of force in a 2 second period. Usually used for good looking clumsy people that you can never get mad at no matter how bad the damage is.
*Arnold turned on the water tap too strong therefore water spashed on his shirt* Mike says "oh you pulled a clumlotte"

*Petunia swung her arms in laughter causing the glass of water on the table to fall and break* Bertha says "oh no you pulled a clumlotte"

*Tina laughed so hard because the blanket was wet causing the water she was drinking to splash onto Calvin* Calvin laughs "oh my god you are such a clumlotte"
A Clumlotte by Raaawry April 4, 2010
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when a tradgnome like pordan jeterson or low rogan gets actual accolades for being a sinceritywhore just after some neat news that radical order was just served, all the tradcore babe-level babes swoon until their panties go powermoisting, naturally since they're all cultural amnesiacs (and some even accomplished amnescientists), their WAPs form accelerated localized molecular substructural senescence, resulting in cumrot. no worries, everything is temporary, just pray and have a blessed day
pordan jeterson kissed his daughter in the forehead and made half of america cumrot until the cows came home

greek-style café owners grandfathered in a new bronze co-owner to the profit pool and every time they pretend not to know each other in private language the girlies within earshot flow until they cumrot; good thing he's got strong intimidating hands and can immitate aristotle, if he talks too much, they'll all dry up
cumrot by inoperosity November 21, 2021

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026