Clumpid 

Someone who is both stupid and clumsy.

My roommate is so clumpid that he managed to break my fish tank.

Clumpid by Zuesss June 17, 2018

Clumpin 

present participle of clump (Verb)

The act of having sex with a person or persons that is your client on one or more occasions. AKA Client Humping

"Dude, did you hear Justin got fired from the gym for clumpin?"

Clumpin by Fleece Tyberious Pune Hound February 8, 2013

clumpdafuck 

The fuckery that occurs when all the ice cubes get detached from the bottom of your glass and Avalanche your fucking face.

Jim: man I'm really thirsty but all I have is ice.
Frank: why don't you just tip the cup back and get some ice.
Jim: I would but I don't want to get clumpdafucked

clumpdafuck by Longdickvancockmicstruggle January 29, 2015

clumping 

to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.

"Dude did you have sex with my sister?"
"I clumped her ass, son"

clumping by NiMo March 1, 2005

cumpidgeon 

An individual, often female, who retreats before an onslaught of ejaculate much as a flock of pidgeons will scatter when you run at them.

The Iron Cocksman unleashed his mighty load in a torrential outpouring of magmatic semen, only to have the dirty cumpidgeon avert her face.

cumpidgeon by Craig Horny July 16, 2008

clupid 

stupid clueless whore

kacie, don't talk to him like a 2 year old...youre so clupid, he cheats on you!!!

clupid by NapoleonTheMan November 19, 2007

clumpie 

A girl thats a little cutie and plump

Nichole Ritchie use to be Clumpie before she went anorexic.

clumpie by S.Lofthus January 1, 2009