clown around 

Kiwi (NZ) phrase meaning to act like an idiot, or being unintentionally dangerous. Used to describe people (especially young kids) who are, e.g. playing dangerously on a busy road with a ball and running around without a care. Also refers to people who are just saying stupid things. A somewhat related synonym is dicking around but clowning around refers more to idiotic actions.

"You two kids, dont clown around on the road! You might get hurt!"

"Piripi, you have no idea what you're on about. Stop clowning around"

clown around by trenty January 2, 2014

chasing the brown clown around town 

The act of engaging in anal sex.

I'm kind of tired this morning because I spent the whole night chasing the brown clown around town.

I swear, I didn't sleep with your sister last night. I was too busy chasing the brown clown around town.

chasing the brown clown around town by Michael Samsonite December 10, 2006

Circus Clown Bend Around 

When you have to preform complicated maneuvers in order to shave the pubic hairs of the rectum area that are hard to reach, but in the process end up looking like a fucking circus clown acrobatic nigger.

Last night Caeden had to shave his ass pubes because they kept blocking his poo, he had to pull a circus clown bend around.

Circus Clown Bend Around by Slim Yim August 8, 2018

Clown Fuck Around 

To waste someone’s or your own valuable time doing nothing and being a fucking moron

Today, Scott decided to do nothing and just Clown Fuck Around

Clown Fuck Around by LOGANsaurs October 29, 2022

Move Around Clown 

“Move Around Clown” is a phrase used when a extremely grotesque subhuman who actively attempts to manipulate and destroy others lives… often confused for a reptilian/amphibian creature of some sort… who crawls out of the gutters. She answers to either “Felicia” or “Fellatio” … she picks bed bugs and sores off and has been seen to eat them on street corners. If you see this clown whore.. DO NOT APPROACH… even with caution. She/It will infect you, try to clown you, and make false police reports for sympathy.

Person 1: “Man, I should’ve yelled, “Move AROUND CLOWN,” my dick is sick since I let Fellatio try to jump on it.”

Person 2: “Damn bro… sounds like you’re the clown now. Hope they got a pill for that. BYE FELLATIO!”

Move Around Clown by Not a Northside Gutter Rat June 27, 2025

brown around the crown 

The brownish ring that appears on male genitalia. The position may vary but usually it lies before head of the penis and further up the shaft.

"While watching Perverted Stories 19, the male porno star had some serious brown around the crown on his boner. It looked like the rings of Saturn.

brown around the crown by Robert L November 29, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005