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hoe clothes 

hoe clothes is a girl that wears fashion nova.
Hey Chris that girl looks bad over there; but she has on hoe clothes.

Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes 

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid
Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"

money hoes and clothes 

noun: all a nigga knows
"tremendous cream f**k a dollar and a dream
still tote gats strapped with infrared beams
choppin os, smokin lye and optimos
Money hoes and clothes all a nigga knows
a foolish pleasure whatever
i had to find the buried treasure, so grams I had to measure"

notorious b.i.g.
money hoes and clothes by blah October 10, 2005

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes 

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.
Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

clotheshorse 

Someone who's main pleasure in life is derived from dressing fashionably; this is often accompanied by the collection of obscenely large quanitities of clothing that may or may not be worn more than once.
me: I went shopping again >guilty shuffling of feet<
friend: What did you buy?
me: This dress. It was $150.00
(sidenote: we are poor students)
friend: OH MY GOD!
me: No but wait - it was half price!!!
friend: >rolls eyes< Didn't you buy a pair of stilletos last week that were "half price"? That's MEANINGLESS. You're such a clotheshorse.
clotheshorse by Nicole September 4, 2003