closet p.o.s
closet p.o.s by Bonerboy707 January 14, 2017
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Post-closet Euphoria
A state of extreme and seemingly random happiness, excitement, and relief experienced after coming out as trans, gay, bi, pan, etc.
-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
"Man, I've been feeling weirdly happy ever since I came out to my family"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"
Post-closet Euphoria by ScaryNarwhal May 3, 2018
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Close as possible friends
Friends who are so close that nothing will ever come between them, not love life, family problems, and mistakes. Always believe eachother no matter what. Act like lovers but really are only REALLY close friends. Tell eachother everything. Hangout a LOT. Will do anything and everything for eachother. When in friend is sad you know the other friend will always be there for them NO MATTER WHAT!
Someone: " Is that boy and girl dating?"
Other: " Nahhh, they just so close ya know"
Someone: " Ohh, like those close as possible friends??"
Other: " yea dude!! Right on spot!"
Someone : " Mann, I wish I could be like them, they look happy, I bet they hang out ALL. The time.
Other: " Probably, but not very many people can have friends like that..."
Someone: " So keep them never loose them, even if your not there yet... Just keep trying?
Other: " Yea, lot of commitment but by the time you get there it's worth it...
Someone: " Always better to have a close as possible friend then have a date?
Other: " Yea... You could say that they last longer obviously if they are close as possible.
Someone: " Tru... They are like sister and brother and that's good... Be blessed for that sister and brother relationship.
Other: " Nahhh, they just so close ya know"
Someone: " Ohh, like those close as possible friends??"
Other: " yea dude!! Right on spot!"
Someone : " Mann, I wish I could be like them, they look happy, I bet they hang out ALL. The time.
Other: " Probably, but not very many people can have friends like that..."
Someone: " So keep them never loose them, even if your not there yet... Just keep trying?
Other: " Yea, lot of commitment but by the time you get there it's worth it...
Someone: " Always better to have a close as possible friend then have a date?
Other: " Yea... You could say that they last longer obviously if they are close as possible.
Someone: " Tru... They are like sister and brother and that's good... Be blessed for that sister and brother relationship.
Close as possible friends by Dem homie's March 31, 2015
closed missionary position
male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs together (closed). The man lowers himself on top of her, with his legs spread, and enters her with his legs straddling her. This positions is generally preferred, over missionary, by men having intercourse with women with a larger/looser vagina (due to childbirth, etc.), as the women's legs being closed provides a false sensation of tightness on the penis.
Steve: "How is sex with your wife now that she's had two kids?"
Jon: "Well, her vagina got pretty baggy after she gave birth to our second kid, so we've had to do a lot more closed missionary position so I can feel anything at all."
Jon: "Well, her vagina got pretty baggy after she gave birth to our second kid, so we've had to do a lot more closed missionary position so I can feel anything at all."
closed missionary position by lando-california July 23, 2021
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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Hopeslop
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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