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Post-closet Euphoria 

A state of extreme and seemingly random happiness, excitement, and relief experienced after coming out as trans, gay, bi, pan, etc.

-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
"Man, I've been feeling weirdly happy ever since I came out to my family"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"

Close as possible friends 

Friends who are so close that nothing will ever come between them, not love life, family problems, and mistakes. Always believe eachother no matter what. Act like lovers but really are only REALLY close friends. Tell eachother everything. Hangout a LOT. Will do anything and everything for eachother. When in friend is sad you know the other friend will always be there for them NO MATTER WHAT!
Someone: " Is that boy and girl dating?"
Other: " Nahhh, they just so close ya know"
Someone: " Ohh, like those close as possible friends??"

Other: " yea dude!! Right on spot!"
Someone : " Mann, I wish I could be like them, they look happy, I bet they hang out ALL. The time.

Other: " Probably, but not very many people can have friends like that..."
Someone: " So keep them never loose them, even if your not there yet... Just keep trying?
Other: " Yea, lot of commitment but by the time you get there it's worth it...

Someone: " Always better to have a close as possible friend then have a date?
Other: " Yea... You could say that they last longer obviously if they are close as possible.
Someone: " Tru... They are like sister and brother and that's good... Be blessed for that sister and brother relationship.

closed missionary position 

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs together (closed). The man lowers himself on top of her, with his legs spread, and enters her with his legs straddling her. This positions is generally preferred, over missionary, by men having intercourse with women with a larger/looser vagina (due to childbirth, etc.), as the women's legs being closed provides a false sensation of tightness on the penis.
Steve: "How is sex with your wife now that she's had two kids?"
Jon: "Well, her vagina got pretty baggy after she gave birth to our second kid, so we've had to do a lot more closed missionary position so I can feel anything at all."