Closet Heterosexual 

A straight man/woman who pretends to be gay with the hope of sleeping with a member of the opposite sex, playing on the possible fantasy of "converting" them.

Girl: How do you know you don't like women if you've never slept with one?
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.

Closet Heterosexual by Burnt Coffee October 31, 2008

Closet HeteroSexual 

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality

That man is a closet heterosexual

Closet HeteroSexual by emax72085 February 2, 2007

closet heterosexual 

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk

David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual

closet heterosexual by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Closet heterosexual 

1. A man/woman that acts totally gay but in reality loves the opposite sex. Just acts gay to be funny.

2.See Jorge aguilar

Jorge is acting like a total closet heterosexual, he asked me to suck his dick but I know he has a girl

Closet heterosexual by Desolate_Gamble November 28, 2015