clock blocked

when you can't get to a web page because your computer or mobile phone is too slow or has a poor connection and all you get is a spinning clock.

I needed to look up the restaurant's phone number but I was in a dead zone and I got clock blocked every time I Googled it.

by RobynG November 14, 2010

clock blocked

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.

Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!

by clockblocker April 18, 2010

clock blocked

When you are having an awesome sex dream with the girl you always wanted to bang and your alarm goes off preventing you from cumming hard inside of her

"Aww dude I was having the best dream and I was just about to penetrate and then my alarm goes off and ruins my day before it began. Totally clock blocked man."

by Maverickzod September 23, 2011

Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock

Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!

by Cartography, the wise June 06, 2019

clock-blocked

When a coworker or other issue stops you from leaving work on time. Compareable to cock-block.

I had plenty to do tonight, but I got clock-blocked at the copy machine and left later than a motha-fucka, son-bitch.

by bizzk August 30, 2008

Clock Blocked

When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.

Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."

Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'

by What About Bob January 23, 2013

Clock-Block

Anything (person, place, activity or thing) that can distract you from doing what you should be doing.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I got CLOCK-BLOCKED creeping my ex's Snapchat..."

by MATTheBRATT December 20, 2018