clit lit 

Trash novels, TV and movies written by, for and about self-centred women looking for men to stimulate their vaginas and to sponge money off.

In the Library: "Where can I find 'Bitchette Jones' Diary' and 'Slags in the City'?"
Librarian: "They're in the Clit Lit section, Madam, next to the 'How to use your vibrator' manuals. It's easy to find - there are lots of other boring bitches with cardboard-cutout personalities browsing the shelves over there."

clit lit by Maeve Bitchy May 24, 2008

clit lit 

chick lit, what it is.

"Sex and the City" is clit lit filmed for TV. Whatever girls read whenever they're not envying the sins of Lindsay Lohan.

clit lit by blingerama June 23, 2007

clit lit 

Fiction, expecially literary fiction, written to promote philogynistic or gender-preferential political, philosphical or artistic agendas and attitudes. Frequently written by talented, but pissy novelistas, who pass all thoughts and words through the gender blender before publishing. Tendency to be sanctimonious and gender-issue-oriented; tendency to be boring to all except True Believers.

I'd rather swim the Channel with rocks in my pockets than read clit lit, you know, like stuff by Gertrude Stein, Woolf, Steinem, Dinensen, Mary McCarthy or Erica Jong.

clit lit by Richard Hofheimer February 11, 2009

lit clit 

A party in a women's clitorus

my lit clit is the shit so if you don't wanna hit just slap my tit and thats' all you get

lit clit by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016

lit lit titty spit on my clit 

A term used to express extreme littness that one can only understand through this arrangement of words.

friend : oh man that party looked like a good ass time!
friend #2 : oh hell yea it was! lit lit titty spit on my clit!

lit lit titty spit on my clit by ambsisakoolkat February 15, 2018

clit litter 

the pubic hairs of an unshaven vagina

I wanted to go down but there was way too much clit litter.

clit litter by its420in702247365 January 18, 2008

clit litre 

Short form cl. Common term used among barkeepers with central europen background and people mixing drinks. Often confused with centi litres, which is a the measurement form for liquids. One litre is one hundret centi litres.

Clit litre is a slang term for any amount of alcohol beverages, be it centi litre, milli litre or litre. Barkeekers use this term interchangable to confuse people. They're assholes.

"Mix it with 2 clit litres of Xuxu!"
"How much?"
"2 cl..."
"Ahh."

"0,33 cl Beer"
Means 0,33 litres.

clit litre by BarkeepTom July 10, 2010