clit coat Share definition Flag The labia, as in how it surrounds the clitoris as if the clitoris is a little person wearing a windbreaker. It was really coming down in buckets so everyone buttoned up their clit coats. clit coat by Dubious Skunk April 19, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the clit coat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch