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clipped dick

1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).

2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".

3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.
There goes Frank. He's got a clipped dick.

There goes Frank. He's a clipped dick.
clipped dick by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005
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Clipped dick

That clipped dick small hat and his sodomy sword. That niggardly small hat used a groupon for his clipped dick

Chipped Dick 

Western Pennsylvania slang for "Beat Up" dick that looks like Chipped Ham.
Yo, did you see that Smore (Slutty man whore) Tommy's Chipped Dick, it's beat to hell and back!
Chipped Dick by Clamsout22 October 6, 2018

dick-clipper 

A dick-clipper is a surgeon who circumcises guys, usually in infancy.
I was cut in infancy by a dick-clipper who cut me high & tight.
dick-clipper by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

Dick-clipper 

A woman who hates men. Typically has short hair, or is in a lesbian relationship.
"That dick-clipper told me I couldn't fish here."
Dick-clipper by Fishtits69 June 24, 2024
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026